Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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