Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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