Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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