You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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