Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
i drank out of a bidet.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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