Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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