pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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