Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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