i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
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