"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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