Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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