I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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