Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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