have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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