Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I have post one night stand depression
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