I look better un-naked...
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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