What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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