i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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