we're blogging at a bar
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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