Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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