The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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