Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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