just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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