he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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