Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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