I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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