I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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