There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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