So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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