There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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