The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Someone came in the potted fern
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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