physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
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