I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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