I never want to see another naked old woman again.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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