so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
Randomize
