why didn't you poke me back
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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