There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
So much rum. So many feels.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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