wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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