We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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