but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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