have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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