i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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