i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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