I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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