i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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