He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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