I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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