Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
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Wipe that smile off your face.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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