so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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