I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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