He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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